The New film "Pirates Of the Boro" out soon. Starring Chopper Depp, Richard Bloom and Kiera Twicenightly.
"Momentous film!" - The Kingston Gleener
"It had me in tears" - Coarse Fishing magazine
"Pity they didn't do their own stunts. It might have saved me the bother of seeing the film." - The Times
"The Muppets of the Boro would have been a better film." - Esquire magazine
"Twicenightly set me on fire, it's the last time I ask her for a light." - Barry Norman
"Wichard Blooms Wascally wobber was wotten." - Jonathon Woss